a few days ago i was goin out for lunch with friend of mine and after we finished she wanted to get this weird Asian Spicy Shrimp Crackers From this grocery, i didnt want to go at first, because it means we got to cross the road and i hate it because at any given moment a drunk driver driving a FUcking minivan could pass by and i’ll be dead, but given that fact that if i dont go that grocery im going to be dead from her constant nagging anyway, i decided to go. it smell like Bruce Lee died in there and they forgot to burry him, but i was really bored waiting for her to find the crackers that i decided to venture out into the wilderness of Clayton Gross-ery
(see what i did there?Genius, I know) and
Look What i Found: 1460ml Of Pure
i still got another bottle waiting in the refrigerator. am i going to drink it?Of course i am. Fuck this water poisoning and hyper hydration bullshit. its *piipp pipp*, the best Drink in the World!!
Even if i die, it’ll be sweet, sweet death.